Two person Paddle Board Division
Submitted on the correct day this time.
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
High Heat Hardcourt Tennis Division
We completed our high heat, high humidity and high intensity 3 set match (6:3; 2:6; 6:3)
in approx.. 2hrs and 20 minutes, played many long points /games and had s bathroom break between set 1 and 2 ( the restrooms are pretty far from the courts ).
There were no ball kids, line judges, or any other officials present ( we recruited players from another court to take a social distance pic :-)
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
Texas Barbecued Runner
It is very very hot in Texas. Bonus points for heat and stache
Nonsense Rating: 10/Mustache
Excellent at running, excellent at pictures
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
Hot and Masked
Extra points for CDC guideline compliance.
Nonsense Rating: 10/Suffocating
White Wine and Guacamole Fuel
I take “more painful than a wisdom tooth extraction” as a complement!
Pro tip: Post race is more of a rose affair.
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
City Heat Division
Most splat points awarded
Nonsense Rating: 10/Splat
Illegal Fireworks Is Not A Division
Everyone survived.
Nonsense Rating: 12/10
So Many Divisions Division
Team Rollerblading Stroller
Mixed Doubles Bike Pathing
Two Wheeled Picture Taking
Nonsense Rating: 50/10
Two Day Mixed Medium Biking
Nonsense Rating: 10 / Perpetual Nonsense
Parents of Nonsense
Historical rail trail 5k
Nonsense Rating: Created Nonsense
Dad of Three = Tri Dad
Stroller Sprinter + Rider
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
Good Old Family Nonsense
Nonsense Rating: 50/10 (Nonsense Mom not pictured)
Death By Nonsense
Nonsense Rating: 10/RIP
Dual Champs
Practicing for the Open drink off
Nonsense Rating: 20/10
Humid Nonsense
100% Humidity makes the run a swim
Nonsense Rating: 10/h2o
Retro Nonsense
Demonstrating proper use of Skates
Nonsense Rating: 70’s / 10
Metropolitan Nonsense
Nonsense Rating: 0 - 30 / 10 seconds
Dangerous Nonsense
Nonsense Rating: N/A
Elegant Nonsense
The lone entrant in the “walking the dog by horse” division. I promised myself I would not make a horsin’ around joke.
Nonsense Rating: 10/ 10
Just kidding, look at this dog just horsin’ around
IM Nonsense
(Note: Video submission had excellent soundtrack)
Nonsense Rating: 10/10
Motor Paced Helmet Sprint
Nonsense Rating: Unfathomable / 10